Hello!

Just a quick little update because ten or so minutes ago was a moment where everything simultaneously went wrong.

All I wanted to do was vacuum my room while I waited for the laundry to finish, but half way through it suddenly made a high pitched squeel so I turned it off. I'm no expert on vacuums or anything, but I don't think they usually have smoke seep out of them. Brand new vacuum too, real nice. So I inspected it, cleaned it out, checked the tubes, ya know the usual. I determined that the smoke was coming from the engine so I got a screw driver and proceeded to take it apart. Sure enough the belt snapped. Then I heard a loud banging coming from the laundry room. The machine was going crazy so I quickly opened the lid to stop it. I really wish washing machines had somekinda weight sensor to tell you what side's off balance so I don't spend ten minutes taking out clothes, rearranging them, shutting the lid, waiting to see how it goes, opening the lid, rearranging clothes, shut the lid, wait... etc, etc.

After I got that settled, I came back up and the smoke had already made my room smell like a small electrical fire had just happened. So I get the back-up vacuum finish my room up and try to find some Lysol to cover up the smoke. Which took me another fiveminutes because people just love to move the Lysol around. I found it under a sink in the kitchen with another can of Lysol right next to it, why there needs to be two cans in one room beats the hell outta me, but there was. I'm guessing it's the same logic that had me looking for a phone all over the house only to find all three of them in one bedroom right next to eachother on the same bed. You can't see right now but I'm holding my head in my hands.

On a different note, I noticed something interesting on the Lysol can: "Kills Human Immunodeficiency Virus Type 1 [HIV-1] [AIDS Virus]..."